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I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This baby is an asshole
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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