Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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