I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
