don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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