I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
did you just send me my own nude
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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