What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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