i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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