I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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