he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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