I'd wear matching sweaters with you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
wow bdsm is so cute
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