She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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