I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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