My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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