i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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