I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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