I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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