question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I want her autograph on my taint
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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