I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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