i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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