idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I am midnight drunk by noon
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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