Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i will never coherently bang her
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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