I'm drive I can fine osifer
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My life is pants optional.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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