y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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