Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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