We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
In America we eat man semen.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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