For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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