Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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