Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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