this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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