How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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