i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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