hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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