Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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