Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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