She just used a chaser for red wine.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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