Can Purell be used as lube?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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