i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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