you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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