Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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