Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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