Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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