I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
