dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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