i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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