wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just googled if crying burns calories
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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