pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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