Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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