I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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