I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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