We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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